Most Likely To Ghost You
Aquarius found a new hobby and forgot you exist as a human.
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Most Toxic Texter
Geminis will leave you on read for 3 days then reply with 'lol mood'.
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Most Delusional
Pisces is currently planning a wedding with someone they made eye contact with.
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Most Likely To End Up Alone
Virgo found 47 red flags in a 'hey :)' text message.
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Mercury is doing a little jig in the middle of your bank account.
If you're a Leo, please put the credit card down. If you're a Virgo, your anxiety is not a personality trait today. Capricorns: log off. Pisces: that text was not a sign from the universe, it was an autocorrect.
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@sad_sagittarius
"This is a personal attack and I will be contacting my lawyer (who is a Capricorn)."
@virgo_vibe
"Bold of you to assume I have any money left to spend after my last breakdown."
@scorpio_sting
"I'm not toxic, I'm just thorough with my background checks."
@leo_main_character
"Virgos are typing angry paragraphs right now 💀"
@mercury_retro
"Typical Scorpio behavior honestly. Not surprised anymore."
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